Wednesday, July 29, 2009

KISAH SI DIA.....

Seawal jam 8.00pg lagi sudah kedengaran riuh-rendah suara sahabat saya yang merdu dan lunak, serta nyaring dan lembut, iaitu PACAT...
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heh,geli geleman gosip org dlm bahasa BAKU!!!
.............SWIFT MODE...............
ok...ni cite yg sbnr2nye...




pacat arini bt pning..i mean mmg dye pning...
pg2 lg da dgr sora dye...

"weh,awal juga aku ek...aku ingat aku da lwt...ade lg yg lg lwt rupenye..."

da r dtg lwt,astu ngn bgganye msuk bakul lambung sniri...
ala cat,ko msuk klas seminit awl je dr madam...
astu klas pun brmula...


da abes ke cite pacat???
no,no,no,no!!!!
NOT YET!!!
arini mmg dye pelik cket...
terlupe mkn ubt kot...
adela mdm joanne bt teka-teki cket td...

ada stu soklan:

"what do u call 'a fighting ape'?"
sye xjwb pun...my brain was not functioning at dat mment...
tp sye suke tgk owg...sye toleh kiri kanan...pap!!
ttncap pandangan sye kat pacat...
yeah...she is thinking..n noe wat...
wit her face...hahaha...lwk sih...wat can we call 4 dat look r??
aha...thinking-forced face...haha
dye dgn sepulun2nya dok pk jwpn soklan mdm joanne tu...
(lek r cat...jgn emo sgt...)

akhirnye...dye xdpt jwb...hihi..(astaghfirullah,xbek nowh..)
well, jwpn dye 'a gorilla guerrilla'...
sume owg...."oooooooo....never thought dat..."
tp pacat leyn...
dgn muke tkjut gile ngn jwpn yg maam kasi,dye tnye...

"guerrilla is an adjective rite??isn't adjective should b put at de back??"
sye pndg dye ngn wjh tkjut (aik makcik ni?)...
dila pndg dye ngn wjh xpcaye (pa-cat?!)...
mdm joanne tgk dye (huh??)..(ada cket annoyed face d ctu ye tuan2 dan puan2)...
emkay.....hehe...not even borthered....

si pacat ni laa...
kecoh tol...dye nk gk argue...huhu
eh lupe lak...
cara orang MATANG berfikir la katekan...
HAK3!!!!!


then.mdm joanne explain r kt dye...
sye xdgr n xhengat pon de xplanation...sye prefer tgk reaksi pacat lg...
hihi...
muke xpuas ati tol...kwang3...


then,kite main2 prsonality quiz yg mdm joanne dpt dlm THE STAR..
de result is...
i'v got 14-19...
so i am moderate..normal..de best...haha...


n how's pacat??
well,she got 9-14...(abnormal??)
...easy-going
...very patience
...easily 2 forgive sumbody
...cheerful

haha...suited her very,very,very WELL!!!
dats mean...
ALIAA!!
EMKAY!!
QILA!!
EVERYONE!!
Korg bley join aku oppress dye!!!yeay!!!!

da stu soklan dlm quiz tu...
"WHAT DO U THINK U R?"
A. laid-back
B. excitable
C. (nth...sye pon xhengat...)

jwpn yg ktorg bg kt pacat...
EXCITABLE!!!
wohohoho...yeah...de mment we said dat,she denied but muke gumbira...
"MANE ADE! MANE ADE!"
(tgk...bkn excited lg ke cmtu??)


huhu...
ltih cite sal makcik sorg ni...
tp kalu xcite bt dye cdey...
bukankah dye sntiasa mahukan org cite sal dye stiap ari??

PACAT'S FAMOUS QUOTATIONS:
"JGN GDUH SBB AKU..."
"WEH, MAKCIK!"
"AKU PENING LA.."
"HEY,KORANG! KORANG..!"
"AKU LETIH GILE TAPI OK KOT.."
"GAMBAR AKU XDE...."
"AKU DIOPPRESS!"
"XKISAH PON.."
"KORANG NI SLALU SLH PHM DGN AKU.."
"HAHAHAHA..."

inilah kisah sorg makcik yg tselit kt kelas kitorg...
wlaupun da stahun berlalu,but still,she never changed...
still PACAT yg kami syg...
kalu xde dye, kelamlaa idop kami...(ewah..!!)
dye mmg annoying, kepoh, perosak loghat ngri org, excited tlbey,bsing, suke pning n mmningkan,gelak xkire mase n so on so 4th..
but in de end of de day,ktorg bt xksh je (kot)....
sbb as kak ten said...


"INILAH CARA ORANG MATANG BERTINDAK..."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

salam~

wei..terharu la plaks ko cite sal aku even mengutuk2 ak..isyh3..ho3

Ruhan said...

asal lak ko ltk dri ko anonymous lak cat???
plik lak...
hmm...
hmm...
hmm...

versusme said...

ehehe..

tu konon nk jadi low-profile la tu an..ppiirraahhh!!haha..jahat siot aku~ngahaha..